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| Found at http://viaduct.custom.net/mwiggington/jokes.htm
Sometimes the best jokes are true. On May 12, Ford announced a recall on it's Expeditions and F-series trucks. Faulty lug nuts could cause the tires to FALL OFF. It just keeps getting better. If all the vehicles in America were 'built Ford tough', the shoulders of America's highways would be a much more crowded place. Speed
kills
*New
For Ford in'98*
If you were disappointed to see Alan Jackson doing a Ford comercial, don't worry. Admission is the first step to recovery. He says himself that if he had the money, he'd go downtown and buy a Ford truck or two. In other words, if they weren't so darn expensive, he'd buy two so he could have one to drive while the other one is in the shop. If you're baffled why Ford is acutally competetive in NASCAR, don't be. They have teams of mechanics working around the clock for a week, just so they can run a race. |
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| November 12, 1998 Joke Page | Buying a second hand car and a story about a Grand Cherokee. |
| September 1, 1998 Joke Page | Another acronym, Internet as a super-highway and how to identify where drivers are from. |
| August 24, 1998 Joke Page | Submitted acronyms and an originial joke by our own Richard Silverman. |
| August 21, 1998 Joke Page | Lots of acronyms and what cars tell about people. |
| August 11, 1998 Joke Page | Steven Wright Jokes and excuses that people gave to the police after an accident. |
| August 5, 1998 Joke Page | Various jokes from people, a few cute bumperstickers, and some signs seen on the highway. |
| July 28, 1998 Joke Page | Bumper stickers, more stickers, and yet more bumperstickers. Plus a couple of funny stories about Mini's. |
| July 20, 1998 Joke Page | Doctor Demento song, Geo joke, and more Mini jokes of course! |
| July 13, 1998 Joke Page | More Bible references, things NOT to say when being pulled over, a cute bumpersticker, and a list of jokes about Mini's. |
| July 6, 1998 Joke Page | Another Yugo joke, a wife joke, and a bunch of jokes about Mini's. |
| June 29, 1998 Joke Page | Automotive bible mentions, more Yugo jokes, a snail joke, Bill Gates joke, running red lights and the death penalty, and a "You Know You're a VW Freak If..." list. |
| June 23, 1998 Joke Page | Yugo joke, more jokes from TheMackXXX, a blonde joke and a porsche joke. |
| June 16, 1998 Joke Page | The Old Dodge , Acronyms,
a bunch of one-liners,
Earnhardt TOP TEN LIST, A silly poem & more. |
| June 6, 1998 Joke Page | How To Start An Alaska Car, Minnesota Winter Car Tips Punching Bag of gm 2-seat electric car,TIME IS ON MY DRIVER'S SIDE, The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light |
| May 28, 1998 Joke Page | Definitions from Rich, real and not real stories, car acronyms, and some new joke sites. |
| May 20, 1998 Joke Page | A few one liners, some Ford jokes, disgruntled customers, and a letter from Silicon Valley. |
| May 19, 1998 Joke Page | Complaint Letter to Shell. Bunch of My car was so big lines. Sound off on Boston Driving. |
| May 12, 1998 Joke Page | Rules of riding shotgun, What your car thinks of you, Insurance company as a car, and a good radar joke. |
| May 5, 1998 Joke Page | A few driving jokes, one-liners & more car company acronyms |
| Original Joke Page | Car company acronyms &
(we shudder)
What if microsoft and the auto industry combined |
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Well, if you can't find the automotive joke you want here, this is an absolutely great place to find the material you want. We highly reccomend it. Afterall, we're listed with them. |
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A great general joke site that we subscribe to. |